What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.