What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!