What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.