What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.