What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )