What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking