What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking