What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking