Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.