Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!