Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.