What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally