What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.