What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"