What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*