What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.