What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.