Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What did you expect?

Honestly.

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.