Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha