Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.