Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster