Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "