How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.