How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!