Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.