Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.