Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.