What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.