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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?