What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju