What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans