What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.