Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!