Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Rev Jokes More Rev Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.