How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!