How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!