How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.