How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Your lawn won't cut itself.

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So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Ice is.

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A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!