How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!