How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.