How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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With a pair of Caesars.

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Because the government cuts corners.

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Put it in the freezer.

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Ice is.

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Logic.

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You can tune a chainsaw.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"