How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A watchdog.
A hot dog
Because the government cuts corners.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
to get to the other side.
You put it in a freezer!
Logic.
You can tune a chainsaw.
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
