What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.