What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.