What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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3/5

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

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A space bar.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.