How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.