How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P