How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Previous Random Joke Next
Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.