How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin