Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.