Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.