Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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When Shall We Meet Again ?

by Miles Apart

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.