Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court