Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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When Shall We Meet Again ?

by Miles Apart

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.