Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!