Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.