Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P