Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin