What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !