Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.