Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.