Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."