Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.