Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.