Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!