Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Ask them if they play league.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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How to make an idiot curious?

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.