What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Vcr Jokes More Vcr Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.