What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Vcr Jokes More Vcr Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.