What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham