What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham