What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

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In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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They pig out.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.