What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham