What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.