Baked ham.
Mariguana.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
For making false acc sations.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
They pig out.
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Baked Ham