What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham