What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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They end up in a custardy battle.

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Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.