What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham