What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham