How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain