Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"