Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"