Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"