Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.