Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Nut and bolt

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"