Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!