What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!