What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!