Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."