When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why does mom always yell at you?

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Everywhere!

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