When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8