When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC