When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM