When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82