How does a Chinese family name their ch...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Chinese Family Jokes More Chinese Family Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.