How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.