Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard