Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.