Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.