Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.