Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.