Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.