Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating