Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.