Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!