Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.