A buck-an-ear.
Menard's!
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A wind tunnel!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
A buck an ear.
A buccaneer!