How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.