How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear