How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear