What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.