What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*