What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.