What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.