What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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a condescending condescending

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.