What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.