Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.