Punchlines that got married and settled down.
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Dreadful.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Mark is black.
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In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL
A "groan" man...
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
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OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Dad jokes are punnier.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Dad Jokes.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
When it becomes apparent.
Because the punchline is apparent.
A Ranged Marriage
He had a fear of commitment
Because potholder was already taken
I don't know you tell me.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
That was very amoosing"
A Mubarack
Because there horns don't work
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
A 3 legged cow
He "came" a lot.
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.