Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.