Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so