What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.