What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.