What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.