What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.