What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L