Which gun does Superman use?

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.