Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.