What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.