What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.