What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.