What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.