What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.