What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.