Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.