Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Luggage full of goals.
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Coward ice.
Dos
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Americas already got two running for president.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Because he was hooked on worms.
