Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.