Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow