How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.