How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)