Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.