Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.