Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.