Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!