Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Because they are neigh-sayers

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.