What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!