What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.