What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon