What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.